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A1
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The Bootyology Test
Results/Preference

Round and Curvy!
You prefer 74% ass mass!
Hips and ass and thighs, oh my! Yeah, you like 'em with what my friends and I like to call hips and handlebars. Your girl has a shape that turns heads, and her curvaceous virtue is visible from several angles. This type of butt isn't something you can really work on; it's much more of a genetic gift. With a caboose like hers walking around, I'd guess you have a really hard time not giving it the occasional smack or squeeze; it's too shapely and inviting for you to just do nothing with it! Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on ass mass


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Posts: 3749 | Registered: December 26, 2002Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Vanguard
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Here are my results:

Round and Curvy!

You prefer 66% ass mass!

Hips and ass and thighs, oh my! Yeah, you like 'em with what my friends and I like to call hips and handlebars. Your girl has a shape that turns heads, and her curvaceous virtue is visible from several angles. This type of butt isn't something you can really work on; it's much more of a genetic gift. With a caboose like hers walking around, I'd guess you have a really hard time not giving it the occasional smack or squeeze; it's too shapely and inviting for you to just do nothing with it!


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Posts: 2904 | Registered: January 06, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
MBM
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R/C 61%




 
Posts: 13668 | Registered: April 22, 2002Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
C2
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big tits, big ass and cute.

yes I like a woman with curves (not fat big difference)
 
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Vanguard
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What about the four ladies in kresge's post... A, B, C, or D?


I'd take B... anywhere she want's to go! hitit


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Posts: 2904 | Registered: January 06, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Max
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Here's my results:

Big and Bodacious!
You prefer 85% ass mass!

No doubt about it; your girl has to be draggin' some wagon, gotta have some junk in the trunk. As Mos Def so eloquently put it in "Ms. Fat Booty," she got booty so big, you can see it from the front ! Wherever she goes, her ass is always 20 minutes late. There's a fair segment of the population that would say your type of booty is fat and undesireable. Oh well, more for you! And this girl has plenty to share. For the ass-man who prefers to indulge, this is the type of booty you're looking for.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 97% on ass mass

I'ma slave to the booty!! bow
 
Posts: 136 | Registered: October 16, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Vox
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Round and Curvy!
You prefer 71% ass mass!
"Hips and ass and thighs, oh my! Yeah, you like 'em with what my friends and I like to call hips and handlebars. Your girl has a shape that turns heads, and her curvaceous virtue is visible from several angles. This type of butt isn't something you can really work on; it's much more of a genetic gift. With a caboose like hers walking around, I'd guess you have a really hard time not giving it the occasional smack or squeeze; it's too shapely and inviting for you to just do nothing with it! Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think."
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Kresge, in case i don't tell you often enough, I deeply appreciate your important contributions to this web site. bow


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Posts: 3922 | Registered: June 03, 2002Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
A1
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Round and Curvy!
You prefer 75% ass mass!
Hips and ass and thighs, oh my! Yeah, you like 'em with what my friends and I like to call hips and handlebars. Your girl has a shape that turns heads, and her curvaceous virtue is visible from several angles. This type of butt isn't something you can really work on; it's much more of a genetic gift. With a caboose like hers walking around, I'd guess you have a really hard time not giving it the occasional smack or squeeze; it's too shapely and inviting for you to just do nothing with it! Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on ass mass
 
Posts: 7374 | Registered: August 15, 2002Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Bad Mother Fucker



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Round and Curvy!
You prefer 61% ass mass!

Hips and ass and thighs, oh my! Yeah, you like 'em with what my friends and I like to call hips and handlebars. Your girl has a shape that turns heads, and her curvaceous virtue is visible from several angles. This type of butt isn't something you can really work on; it's much more of a genetic gift. With a caboose like hers walking around, I'd guess you have a really hard time not giving it the occasional smack or squeeze; it's too shapely and inviting for you to just do nothing with it! Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 71% on ass mass


Peace,

AudioGuy


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The Watcher
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Round and Curvy!
You prefer 72% ass mass!
Hips and ass and thighs, oh my! Yeah, you like 'em with what my friends and I like to call hips and handlebars. Your girl has a shape that turns heads, and her curvaceous virtue is visible from several angles. This type of butt isn't something you can really work on; it's much more of a genetic gift. With a caboose like hers walking around, I'd guess you have a really hard time not giving it the occasional smack or squeeze; it's too shapely and inviting for you to just do nothing with it! Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think.


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(1) Recklessness, which leads to destruction;
(2) cowardice, which leads to capture;
(3) a hasty temper, which can be provoked by insults;
(4) a delicacy of honor which is sensitive to shame;
(5) over-solicitude for his men, which exposes him to worry and trouble."
-Sun Tzu




 
Posts: 2986 | Registered: July 28, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
B2
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Big and Bodacious!
You prefer 87% ass mass!
No doubt about it; your girl has to be draggin' some wagon, gotta have some junk in the trunk. As Mos Def so eloquently put it in "Ms. Fat Booty," she got booty so big, you can see it from the front! Wherever she goes, her ass is always 20 minutes late. There's a fair segment of the population that would say your type of booty is fat and undesireable. Oh well, more for you! And this girl has plenty to share. For the ass-man who prefers to indulge, this is the type of booty you're looking for. Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think.


My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on ass mass

Personal reflections: I guess it is the Nigerian in me.
 
Posts: 1080 | Registered: March 27, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
A1
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Round and Curvy!
You prefer 69% ass mass!
Hips and ass and thighs, oh my! Yeah, you like 'em with what my friends and I like to call hips and handlebars. Your girl has a shape that turns heads, and her curvaceous virtue is visible from several angles. This type of butt isn't something you can really work on; it's much more of a genetic gift. With a caboose like hers walking around, I'd guess you have a really hard time not giving it the occasional smack or squeeze; it's too shapely and inviting for you to just do nothing with it! Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think.
 
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