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When was the last time you, er, uh, hit, no ...did the nasty, no ... had sex with an ugly woman.

[Notice I asked "when was the last time" because ... face it ... We all have at least once in our lifetime]
 
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1984, Frankfurt Germany.
A friend needed a favor as the girl he was after would not give in unless he found someone for her friend. As I was the only one still standing...........

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OK! A friend made me do it.... Razz





I'M AN ELITIST TOO.

 
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My experience [well one of my experiences] occurred in 1998. I stopped in a local watering hole after playing golf on a particularly hot day.

The bar was pretty empty. I was the only male under the age of 70. The jukebox was playing the blues and the air conditioner was kicking. I was at peace.

In walks these three women; two of them were as fine as they wanted to be, the third one was absolutely through. She was about 5'3" and about 300+.

After a bit, one of the women began engaging me in conversation and some the conversation turned to getting the big one laid. I looked at this woman and laughed thinking how much she resembled Jabba Da Hut, of Star Wars fame.

Well, fellas, word of note: Tequila on a hot day is bad for your bad. Eek

But on another note: She was quite enthusiastic. Eek
 
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
She was about 5'3" and about 300+.

I looked at this woman and laughed thinking how much she resembled Jabba Da Hut, of Star Wars fame.








I'M AN ELITIST TOO.

 
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Twin: lol laugh 20


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All the time, Im more into a womans body anyway. Just from my expieirence they seem to work harder in the bedroom to please you.
 
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
She was about 5'3" and about 300+.

I looked at this woman and laughed thinking how much she resembled Jabba Da Hut, of Star Wars fame.





Quoted for truth:

 
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1995ish. My ex-wife....yes ugly and evil (fat b*tch). I can pickem can't I


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Originally posted by MidLifeMan:
1995ish. My ex-wife....yes ugly and evil (fat b*tch). I can pickem can't I


wha? Eek

laugh


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All the time, Im more into a womans body anyway. Just from my expieirence they seem to work harder in the bedroom to please you.


I heard a lot of guys say that...ugly women don't know when they might get their next piece of a** so they work it like it's their last time doing it.


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College = being broke for 4 years
 
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1995ish. My ex-wife....yes ugly and evil (fat b*tch). I can pickem can't I


laugh lol


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...ugly women don't know when they might get their next piece of a** so they work it like it's their last time doing it.


laugh

So - do some men target these women just for that reason? 16 19




 
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So - do some men target these women just for that reason?


Hey, I ain't gonna front. I'm not proud, but back in my college days ...

We'd do road trips to neighboring schools. We all planned on staying the night and leaving in the morning. So, while early in the evening I was all about the cuties; but, if my sleeping arrangements weren't set by 10:00, I'd start looking for that homely one that stayed on or near the dance floor.

My strategy usually worked. I rarely slept in hallways or the car, and I usually left with a smile on my face. Unlike my more picky partners who frequently spent nights in all night laundry mats or begging, er, holding meaningful conversations, just outside a dormatory entrance.
 
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Whenever possible.

A pretty face isn't even neccessary for sex or love making.


Black Child's Pledge

I pledge allegiance to my Black People. I pledge to develop my mind and body to the greatest extent possible. I will learn all that I can in order to give my best to my People in their struggle for liberation. I will keep myself physically fit, building a strong body free from drugs and other substances which weaken me and make me less capable of protecting myself, my family and my Black brothers and sisters. I will unselfishly share my knowledge and understanding with them in order to bring about change more quickly. I will discipline myself to direct my energies thoughtfully and constructively rather than wasting them in idle hatred. I will train myself never to hurt or allow others to harm my Black brothers and sisters for I recognize that we need every Black Man, Woman, and Child to be physically, mentally and psychologically strong. These principles I pledge to practice daily and to teach them to others in order to unite my People.

The Black Panther, October 26, 1968
by Shirley Williams

 
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Originally posted by Shango67:
Whenever possible.



Mighty shallow of you.....

quote:
A pretty face isn't even neccessary for sex or love making.


How about a heartbeat?




OYA
 
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1997...my cousin had a fine hottie, who he was trying to get with, but she had a friend...I was with my cousin so I was the wingman...did I mention...she smoked like a chinmey also...


Strenght is in the mind but perseverance is in the heart
 
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How about a heartbeat?




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"I find, in being black, a thing of "beauty"; like a joy; a strength; a secret cup of gladness."

Beauty
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Originally posted by virtue:
How about a heartbeat?




laugh


Big Grin
 
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Mighty shallow of you.....

I thought the idea of shallow would be the other way around... Maybe I am missing something. I've dated a number of sistas who would be considered ugly by popular standards... they were good people who were not blessed with the traits that many of us use to define outward beauty. And this is a discussion about BEAUTY we see on the OUTSIDE.

If Faith Evans found BEAUTY in Christopher Wallace (Biggie), why can't I fall for someone like
?

Plus...

and let's be real...

"Pretty" women have all types of FUCKING issues; faithfullness, loyality and fidelity - just to name a few. An "ugly" woman is less likely to cheat on you, more likely to be where she says she will be, and more likely to put in WORK on her man.

The heartbeat crack was out of pocket and definitely not part of my character - and unlike any example of the humanity I have shown to you.

Get your mind right.


Black Child's Pledge

I pledge allegiance to my Black People. I pledge to develop my mind and body to the greatest extent possible. I will learn all that I can in order to give my best to my People in their struggle for liberation. I will keep myself physically fit, building a strong body free from drugs and other substances which weaken me and make me less capable of protecting myself, my family and my Black brothers and sisters. I will unselfishly share my knowledge and understanding with them in order to bring about change more quickly. I will discipline myself to direct my energies thoughtfully and constructively rather than wasting them in idle hatred. I will train myself never to hurt or allow others to harm my Black brothers and sisters for I recognize that we need every Black Man, Woman, and Child to be physically, mentally and psychologically strong. These principles I pledge to practice daily and to teach them to others in order to unite my People.

The Black Panther, October 26, 1968
by Shirley Williams

 
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