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A2
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(Based on the similarly named lady's thread.)

Any pointers he forgot to give you?


Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
If you miss me at the back of the bus
You can't find me nowhere
Come on over to the front of the bus
I'll be riding up there
-Seeger

Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Ummm..how about everything? lol

*the no good, no account, wanna be a pimp, sorry ass maf*cka*

Sorry, I seem to have exposed a crack in my legendary armor.


"Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do."----Bruce Lee "The Tao of Jeet Kune Do"
 
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A2
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When I was searching for a father he was gone!!
 
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Peace....

1. Do not apply for credit until you are married...


2. Being a bum is okay when you are single, living on your own, and have no children...What do you need a lot of money for? All you need is enough money to mantain an apartment, a television, a running automobile, food, and good running shoes...Life will be a ball if you have these things, there will be plenty of good times, and loads of women...Women don't ask for much from such men...a good body, his own place, a car, no children, and a working shower will guarantee sex, however, you must have some form of social life...and you must smile...

3. Learn how to fix your own automobile.

4. Learn a woman by observing her, not listening to what she says about herself.

5. There is a time to turn on the good manners..And then there is a time for being raw male energy...When it comes to women do not always be found asking for what you want...Sometimes they want you to take it.

If a woman says no..then return to being the mannerable man...But if she doesn't say "stop" or "No", and instead she says something like "What are you doing?" Just keep going..."No" is one of the first words a baby learns, women remember how to say it...

6. A woman's rage is best handled with a silent stare...

7. Never get into a viscious argument with a woman in the kitchen..Knives, boiling water, hot food, glass, pots...... you get the point.

8. Find a way to ask a woman about her sexual past before you become serious...She may have done your entire Highschool, college, and all of your cousins...If yiou can't handle that, then it is best that you find out before you fall heavily for her..

9. Learn how to give a massage.

10. Travel before you have children

11. Concentrate on core subjects in college, like mathematics, language, chemistry, biology, physics etc.. learn history on your own...



Kai


"Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.
 
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