RadioRaheem's last two threads has prompted the following question gentlemen.
Janet Jackson and Beyonce Knowles have been fighting for your affection for awhile. It's actually starting to get ugly! As a result, you've got to finally choose between one - setting the other free despite the severe emotional trauma that it will no doubt cause. Although you could easily handle both Janet and Beyonce, you are going to make the sacrifice for the sake of their fans and the music world who are getting frustrated at Janet and Beyonce's inability to perform based upon their fixation with you.
Gentlemen, who do you choose - the refined (albeit plastic enhanced) Janet, or the youthful sexiness of Beyonce? It's a tough job fellas, but you've got to make the choice.
Artisitcally, I don't care for either one of them. Aesthetically, I would go for Beyonce. In addition to liking my women natural, I am more of a booty man. And although she has lost a little funk in the trunk, Beyonce is still way ahead of Janet in that catergory.
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quote:Originally posted by kresge: Artisitcally, I don't care for either one of them. Aesthetically, I would go for Beyonce. In addition to liking my women natural, I am more of a booty man. And although she has lost a little funk in the trunk, Beyonce is still way ahead of Janet in that catergory.
No you didn't use natural and Beyonce in the same sentence
She's a walking Black Barbie...ain't nothin' natural about that.
Although I am a female, I feel inclined to weigh in on this topic...those who know me know why
Anyway, I'm assuming we are putting artistic talent aside...Janet would win if that were a deciding factor. As far as the physical is concerned....I've seen better bodies, to be honest. Beyonce's face is less than average without makeup, but Janet is plastic. And Janet looks like Michael, so she loses more points there. Considering that Michael looks like LaToya....you see where this is going.
All that aside, Beyonce seems so fake to me also. I really couldn't choose. So......I'd start a celebrity escort service with J and B as the main attractions, and date Angelina Jolie instead.
Since the sista above weighed in, I will too. Beyonce is a little prettier than Janet but if I were a man,I would go with Janet because she's most likely better in bed.Plus,she's a more mature woman.
If I didn't have to hold a conversation, I would take Beyonce`. Intellectually, I would take Janet/Justice. She was definitely my kinda girl in that movie. Musically, ole school Janet.
Their both gorgeous. But what about their boyfriends? Jermain Dupri and Jay Z. I'm just sayin
As a result, you've got to finally choose between one - setting the other free despite the severe emotional trauma that it will no doubt cause. Although you could easily handle both Janet and Beyonce, you are going to make the sacrifice for the sake of their fans and the music world who are getting frustrated at Janet and Beyonce's inability to perform based upon their fixation with you.
