You mean those are not his kids? His sperm don't swim (even in a test tube)?

And the answer to that question... Money

Don't make it right, just shows us who we are!!!

La Femme Nkechi

Be the change in the world you want to see

honestly i can't even imagine (nor do i want to) michael gettin his freak on to impregnat someone. i thought the kids that he had were his-biologically. maybe he has them undergoing the bleaching treatments early on (poor babies)...or the women (mothers) are scandianvian and very fair skinned. who knows....

have you heard the rumors about nicole kidman and q-tip being an item?

no I haven't heard that, last I knew he was with Janet (Ms. Janet-if ya nasty...) but I know she is with Jermaine Dupri now, I read it in HOney.

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The Lord is on my side;I will not fear:what can man do unto me?
(Psalms 118:6)


If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

BOO HOO!!!
...don't you just feel SORRY for her... NOT!!!



Anderson's staggering beauty bill

Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson was so fearful of putting on her own cosmetics, she would spend a staggering GBP4,000 every day on a team of make-up artists to help her look beautiful.

The busty actress is aware her spending was out of control, and is tentatively learning how to apply her own make-up instead - with great success.

She says, "I never wore make-up back home in Canada. And when I moved to Los Angeles, Playboy did it, as well as my hair.

"So I never learned to do it myself. But I have just done my own make-up at a shoot - I brought my Barbie box of eyelashes, glue, black eyeliner, eye-shadows, pink lip-gloss, very little foundation and went to town.

"We were all a little nervous at first, but it turned out fine. No more $9,000-a-day for make-up bills, I'm married now."

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...just makes you want to cry, dunnit? And that blonde look is just so NATURAL don't ya think? MEOOOOW!

Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson announced a couple of months ago they are getting married. I still don't get that couple

The more I see it in action, the more I want a Nintendo Wii.

The superficial thing I want to talk about is pickup lines. Fellas, y'all have GOT to stop this! I've heard some of the worst lines ever just within the past year. One guy walked up to me and asked if I believed in POLYJAMY(and yes, the way I spelled is EXACTLY how he pronounced it)!

On another occasion, a guy walked up to me and said, "Ay shawtae! You need a bandaid? 'Cuz you CUT UP!"

These are just two examples of the nonsense I've had to put up with due to some men's love of lame lines. So fellas, please understand that when you say things like this, you are drastically lowering your date/potential sex partner quotient!

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Originally posted by LadyMcLovin:
The superficial thing I want to talk about is pickup lines. Fellas, y'all have GOT to stop this! I've heard some of the worst lines ever just within the past year. One guy walked up to me and asked if I believed in POLYJAMY(and yes, the way I spelled is EXACTLY how he pronounced it)!

So how did he handle it when you buckled over in laughter?

quote:

Originally posted by LadyMcLovin:
The superficial thing I want to talk about is pickup lines. Fellas, y'all have GOT to stop this! I've heard some of the worst lines ever just within the past year. One guy walked up to me and asked if I believed in POLYJAMY(and yes, the way I spelled is EXACTLY how he pronounced it)!

LOL @ "polyjamy" !!!

I remember once, when I was around 18, I asked some girl who had a boyfriend if she would like to establish a harem.

Yes, this was a long time ago.

She was like, "What's that?" I had to explain what a harem was. "Oh, no, I don't think I'd want to be part of somethin' like that." I explained that I meant SHE would own the harem, and me and her boyfriend would be a part of it. She was like, "Ohhh! Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"


The good thing about stepping to a real dumb girl was that you could hit her with a dumb line and she wouldn't know enough to know that the line was dumb.

And before anybody asks, YES it was back in the 80s! When I was very, very young! And at least i managed to pronounce "harem" correctly.

quote:

Originally posted by LadyMcLovin:
One guy walked up to me and asked if I believed in POLYJAMY(and yes, the way I spelled is EXACTLY how he pronounced it)!

you've made my day !!!

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Originally posted by FireFly:

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Originally posted by LadyMcLovin:
One guy walked up to me and asked if I believed in POLYJAMY(and yes, the way I spelled is EXACTLY how he pronounced it)!

you've made my day !!!

Say, Lady McLovin... Do you know 'bout da Comma Supra?

I was actually too shocked to laugh! I just stood there for a good five seconds and said, "No, I don't." Then, the fool walked away.

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Originally posted by Oshun Auset:



So how did he handle it when you buckled over in laughter?

WOW!!!

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Originally posted by Vox:

LOL @ "polyjamy" !!!

I remember once, when I was around 18, I asked some girl who had a boyfriend if she would like to establish a harem.

Yes, this was a long time ago.

She was like, "What's that?" I had to explain what a harem was. "Oh, no, I don't think I'd want to be part of somethin' like that." I explained that I meant SHE would own the harem, and me and her boyfriend would be a part of it. She was like, "Ohhh! Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"


The good thing about stepping to a real dumb girl was that you could hit her with a dumb line and she wouldn't know enough to know that the line was dumb.

And before anybody asks, YES it was back in the 80s! When I was very, very young! And at least i managed to pronounce "harem" correctly.

Well, glad I could provide you with a good laugh! It certainly wasn't funny when it happened because I was BEYOND shocked!

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Originally posted by FireFly:

you've made my day !!!

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Originally posted by Vox:
Say, Lady McLovin... Do you know 'bout da Comma Supra?

LAWD@ Comma Supra!

I have something else insignificant to mention: Do y'all remember Nelly's song, "E.I.?" Well, there is a line in there that has bothered me for years. It goes: "I'm a sucka for cornrows and manicured toes..." Ok, now, I know this is really petty, but would it have hurt the rhyme scheme to say "pedicured" instead of "manicured"?

To anyone keeping up with the state quarters program ... anybody notice that the final three quarters in the series (which as it just so happens are being released this year) are Arizona (McCain), Alaska (Palin), and Hawaii (Obama) ... in that exact order?

I guess ... the real coincidence is that three of the presidential/vice presidential candidates this year are closely associated with the last three states admitted to the union.

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Originally posted by HonestBrother:
To anyone keeping up with the state quarters program ... anybody notice that the final three quarters in the series (which as it just so happens are being released this year) are Arizona (McCain), Alaska (Palin), and Hawaii (Obama) ... in that exact order?

I guess ... the real coincidence is that three of the presidential/vice presidential candidates this year are closely associated with the last three states admitted to the union.

(imitating Arte Johnson from "Laugh In") Verrrrry interesting.

That's because it's based on they order the states were admitted into the Union. http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0763770.html

But that said ... maybe it speaks to the pre-destiny of this moment in time.