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I don't know what would posses her to run without something on underneath that shirt-gross!

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The Lord is on my side;I will not fear:what can man do unto me?
(Psalms 118:6)


If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

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Working Hard or Hardly Working?

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Oh I love that one! Ha Ha

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The Lord is on my side;I will not fear:what can man do unto me?
(Psalms 118:6)


If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

It's all about advertising...

Paying_for_the_war.jpg (34 Kb, 160 downloads) Funding the War

www.sfpg.com/animation/nun/nun.html

ever wonder why...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a
hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
(Are you singing them both to really find out?!)

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars
in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

if you don't know your options, you don't have any!

From an email I received:

Best signs during the Washington DC peace march January 18th:

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Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.

Who would Jesus bomb?

War begins with 'Dubya'.

Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.

Let's bomb Texas, they have oil too.

How did our oil get under their sand?

Daddy, can I start the war now?

1000 points of light and one dim bulb.

Sacrifice SUV's, not children.

Preemptive impeachment.

No George, I said Mac Attack.

Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.

Look, I'll pay more for gas!

He is a moron and a bully.

It's the stupid economy.

Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.

War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it (Erasmus).

Different Bush, same shit.

Stop the Bushit.

Just war = just oil.

You don't have to like Bush to love America.

Bushes are for pissing on.

Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.

$1 billion a day to kill people -- what a bargain.

Consume -- Consume -- Bomb -- Bomb -- Consume --Consume

It's time to trim the Bush.

Hey Pro-lifers! War kills innocent children.

Big brother isn't coming -- he's already here.

Empires fall.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi).

Impeach the squatters.

Mainstream white guys for peace.

Hans Blix -- look over here.

Let Exxon send their own troops.

Curious, George? -- get a clue.

Destroy Florida. [It could happen again]

There's a terrorist behind every Bush.

SUV owners roll over for terrorism.

We can't afford to rule the world.

War is so 20th century!

9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis.

While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.

Don't waive your rights while waving your flag.

Drop Bush not bombs.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy sealth bomber.

War is not a family value.

A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?

A picture of Bush saying "Why should I care what the American people think?
They didn't vote for me."

A picture of Bush saying "Ask me about my lobotomy."

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La Femme Nkechi
Be the change in the world you want to see...it starts with you

LOL

I may have to write those down.

LOL, Bush, Blair video...

http://svt.se/svt/articles/6000-6099/6042/lips020228.ram

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

This could really go under a number of headings, but I am putting it hear for now.
Kmart Calls Cops When Easter Rabbit Protests Military-Themed Holiday Baskets
Bunny Busters



God has told you, O man and woman, what is good; and what does the SOVEREIGN ONE require of you but to do justice, and to be compassionate, and to walk humbly with your God?

God has told you, O man and woman, what is good; and what does the SOVEREIGN ONE require of you but to do justice, and to be compassionate, and to walk humbly with your God?

This was just too funny, reminded me of the common smart-azzedness we have at work.

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Qantas Airlines:
After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The pilot completes and then the mechanics read and correct the problem. They then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour.

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems, as submitted by QANTAS pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

KEY:
P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.

PROBLEMS AND SOLUTIONS

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right,and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit
S: Cat installed.

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La Femme Nkechi
...Be the change in the world you want to see...it starts with you