Funny, kinda, an Australian news source juxtaposes the words of an Iraqi official with a some Flash pictures here.

Also, I have found out that we should be suspicious of the Aussie SAS.

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The truth about the Aussie SAS...

There has been some speculation about why the Australian military contribution to the war in Iraq has not received anything like the coverage that the American (obviously) and British forces have.

Well the reasons are twofold: firstly, the size of the force is a great deal smaller as it is made up of the elite Australian Special Air Service (which is operating in conjunction with their British SAS and American Delta Force & SEAL counterparts)... and secondly the fact they are special forces means operational security is paramount. The Aussies are famous in Special Forces circles for their ability to survive without resupply for long periods of time, something very useful when operating behind enemy lines. Just how they do this is a closely guarded secret.

However there is another more... puzzling... aspect to the lack of news, considering the Australians are the only group to invite the Al-Jazeera TV channel to embed journalists with them. A recently broadcast signal from a Australian SAS unit 'somewhere in Iraq' made mention that they had run out of embedded journalists and could they send a couple more out, preferably less stringy ones this time. It is unclear what the significance of that last remark was.

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I hope our vets who aren't marines can find the humor in this, too:

The Rules of Combat

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

I wish I could attach a cartoon from my local paper. I saw one that was hilarious.

Have scanner, will share....

I'm sure you know someone...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

LOL http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-12282216,00.html

[This message was edited by JuneBug on April 08, 2003 at 07:26 AM.]

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Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

This is me
A humourous look at George W. Bush.

God has told you, O man and woman, what is good; and what does the SOVEREIGN ONE require of you but to do justice, and to be compassionate, and to walk humbly with your God?

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

For the Cat Lovers

http://www.petebevin.com/archives/000458.html

La Femme Nkechi
...Be the change in the world you want to see...it starts with you

That Cat don't look very happy LOL

Lea That journal is a cool web site I can see why it can be popular. I wonder if that's really Kim LOL

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Infantrywoman Felicia Harris poses for a picture on the four poster bed at the palace of Uday Hussen.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1101030421-443114,00.html

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)



Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)



OINK OINK

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Not my comments, just posting the email I received... I don't want to be a pig, but I'll work on those 30 minute orgasms.

La Femme Nkechi
...Be the change in the world you want to see...it starts with you

Junebug, Doesn't that soldier look alot like Jimmy "J.J." Walker?

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Originally posted by Nkechi:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) .....


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

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Nkechi, do you know if that is for female pigs, male pigs, or both . My guess is that it is probably referring to female pigs in which case, I would have to go with being a lion .

God has told you, O man and woman, what is good; and what does the SOVEREIGN ONE require of you but to do justice, and to be compassionate, and to walk humbly with your God?

I'm sure its the female because of the way the reproductive system works. Her orgasm is what helps the sperm get into the Uterus (well at least that is what I know for human females) <--Don't mean to get all serious and educational like in the Silly Stuff thread...

I don't think any species of male DESERVES 30 minute orgasms over a female.

BTW.. Cool Icon... I'm gonna have to steal it... hehehehe

La Femme Nkechi
...Be the change in the world you want to see...it starts with you

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Junebug, Doesn't that soldier look alot like Jimmy "J.J." Walker?

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LOL

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Lea,
Loved your Aussie joke. I wonder if replacement journalists were sent, preferably ones who were a bit fatter.