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 You underestimate my powers, young Padawan! Ubuntu - I am what I am, because of who we all are. "Peace is not merely the absence of tension, it is the presence of justice." - MLK www.PersonalSafetyInstitute.org |
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I had chili beans last night... you must still be hallucinating from that stinker... that's what they call a Jedi behind trick! 
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 Ubuntu - I am what I am, because of who we all are. "Peace is not merely the absence of tension, it is the presence of justice." - MLK www.PersonalSafetyInstitute.org |
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While HB was fantasizing about the day he could beat Black Viking at anything......  Black Viking takes Fab by the hand and flies out the back door......  And, of course, BV's mack-mobile was parked right outside......  And before HB knew it, they were gone into the night for an elegant dinner, then an evening of music and dancing......  .......... HB was furious at himself for his total lack of game......  But, he knows better than anyone...... Sometimes you're hot......  And sometimes you're not...... 
Ubuntu - I am what I am, because of who we all are. "Peace is not merely the absence of tension, it is the presence of justice." - MLK www.PersonalSafetyInstitute.org |
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 LOLOLOLOL  men are so.... amusing dontchathink Ms F?  okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.... now Ms Fab... I'm thinking you need a chaperone... perhaps the divine and gentlemanly Mr JWC to keep the hounds at bay... "We look forward to working with the Prime Minister and the Government on working out the terms of the compensataion package if that's what his words mean." Michael Mansell, National Aboriginal Alliance |
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Let's replay the crucial scene ...
After HB threw the Jedi behind trick on poor BV, the guy just wasn't in his right mind. Notice that in the following...
BV is in fact entirely alone! Here's the real picture of what was going on:  BV stumbling to the tune of Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" ... BV did in fact hear music:  and any sexual fulfillment he felt is likewise easily explained:  and he mistook it for a lightsaber ...  BV knows better than anyone...... Sometimes you're wack......  (BV) And sometimes you're phat......  (HB) Young Master HB is romancing Princess Fab something serious...   Princess Fab is coming to discover that Master HB is a man of tremendously overwhelming and irresistable charm... 
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If BV is not careful, young master HB to unleash the Dark Vapor forced will be... 
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 I am lovin' every second of this, y'all. . .two very creative, handsome, humorous & intelligent men. Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I feel a theme song comin' on. . . |
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HB was tired of dreaming about romancing Fab......
So, he finally got up the nerve to call her......  Fab thought to herself, "Well maybe I'll give him a shot. I don't have anything else to do tonight." To his credit, HB showed up precisely on time...... ...... and took Fab to his favorite dining spot....... Unfortunately, the date was cut short by an unexpected turn of events. HB lost his temper, and got into a fight with a stupid Limey who tried to mack on Fab......  The Limey got in a lucky shot, and HB was on his way to the ER......  And Fab was left alone with the check!  Enraged, she got on the phone and called BV. She told him the whole story......  "BV help!" Fab exclaimed. "I need a real man!"  BV shot over to Fab in his private jet......  He paid the check, and then flew Fab off to weekend in Egypt.  The next day, HB stumbled his broken self over to Fab's place......  to apologize for his poor conduct the night before......  But, unfortunately for him, Fab wasn't home. She was still partying in the shadow of the Great Pyramids......  And the moral of the story is...... Sometimes you have to drop the zero......  To get with the hero......  
Ubuntu - I am what I am, because of who we all are. "Peace is not merely the absence of tension, it is the presence of justice." - MLK www.PersonalSafetyInstitute.org |
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 LOL! |
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...meanwhile, while BV and HB are busy duelling and being distracted... Fab is off dancing the night away with....
 ...is that A----G-y?  |
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Originally posted by FireFly:
...meanwhile, while BV and HB are busy duelling and being distracted... Fab is off dancing the night away with.... ...is that A----G-y? ----------------------- {Fab laughing with Firefly} Gurl, stoppit!! NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not at all.  I'm simply enjoying the story as it unfolds, just like everybody else.  In fact, I was going to write a theme song, but I'm can't give the 'lyrics' the justice they deserve, at the moment. So I'll just pick a song already out there. But a THEME song is coming soon. |
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Originally posted by Black Viking:
HB was tired of dreaming about romancing Fab...... So, he finally got up the nerve to call her...... Fab thought to herself, "Well maybe I'll give him a shot. I don't have anything else to do tonight." To his credit, HB showed up precisely on time...... ...... and took Fab to his favorite dining spot....... Unfortunately, the date was cut short by an unexpected turn of events. HB lost his temper, and got into a fight with a stupid Limey who tried to mack on Fab...... The Limey got in a lucky shot, and HB was on his way to the ER...... And Fab was left alone with the check! Enraged, she got on the phone and called BV. She told him the whole story...... "BV help!" Fab exclaimed. "I need a real man!" BV shot over to Fab in his private jet...... He paid the check, and then flew Fab off to weekend in Egypt. The next day, HB stumbled his broken self over to Fab's place...... to apologize for his poor conduct the night before...... But, unfortunately for him, Fab wasn't home. She was still partying in the shadow of the Great Pyramids...... And the moral of the story is...... Sometimes you have to drop the zero...... To get with the hero...... ------------------------ LoveitloveitLOVEIT!!!!!!! Good job, Brother BV.  & |
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This story is far from done... I'll be back ... to rip shit up... |
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 Ubuntu - I am what I am, because of who we all are. "Peace is not merely the absence of tension, it is the presence of justice." - MLK www.PersonalSafetyInstitute.org |
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enjoy it while it lasts Black Viking... coz ya know Honest Bro's gonna come back at ya with a vengeance...  |
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... for some adult fun... 
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