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Originally posted by HonestBrother:

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Originally posted by Fabulous:

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Originally posted by HonestBrother:

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PINEAPPLE - You are quick to decide and even quicker to act. You are brave in risking career changes, if that is what is to your advantage.
You have exceptional organizing abilities and are undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant, sincere and honest in your dealings with others. Though you are not given to making friends very quickly, but once you do, it is for life. You rarely, if ever, make romantic overtures. Your partner is often impressed with your sterling qualities but disappointed in your ability to show affection.

That's not to bad actually ... I'm working on the PDAs though ...

What's PDA, HB? I'm thinking it could be something like "personal displays of affection", or. . .

Help me out.

Ize working on an empty stomach. LOL

Public Displays of Affection ... I mean to say: initiating romantic overtures and showing affection is something I've gotten much better at with age ... and really enjoy ... ... see?

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The 9 includes all the other qualities within itself. They are born to serve others along the path of wisdom as spiritual leaders and teachers. They are very sensitive and inspirational. Their talents are many and varied,covering the inspirational vocations or in business where they have the opportunity to be of service to people in some way--in charitable institutions, hospitals, or in education or law. The 9's are charming, affectionate, and respond quickly to kindness. The path of the 9 is the highest and most inspirational, but it is the most difficult to live.

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Originally posted by the quiet one:
Finally! A method to the madness.

9 birthpath

[QUOTE]The 9 includes all the other qualities within itself. They are born to serve others along the path of wisdom as spiritual leaders and teachers. They are very sensitive and inspirational. Their talents are many and varied,covering the inspirational vocations or in business where they have the opportunity to be of service to people in some way--in charitable institutions, hospitals, or in education or law. The 9's are charming, affectionate, and respond quickly to kindness. The path of the 9 is the highest and most inspirational, but it is the most difficult to live.

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Originally posted by Fabulous:
Penis Facts

Read and Be Enlightened

Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall.

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percant of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks.

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of
semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. ( drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun). (Hey Guys....two words....CINNAMON ROLLS!!!!!!!! Mmmm yummy!)

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with 'moring wood', a name for an a.m. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, does not exist.

Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time.

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Originally posted by Fabulous:
Penis Facts

Read and Be Enlightened

Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall.

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percant of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks.

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of
semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. ( drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun). (Hey Guys....two words....CINNAMON ROLLS!!!!!!!! Mmmm yummy!)

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with 'moring wood', a name for an a.m. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, does not exist.

Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time.