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Originally posted by Cholly:
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and
down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the
beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted & tired that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

quote:

A well dressed Black man approaches the pearly gates and is met by St. Peter. St. Peter looks up and says, "Your name please.

The well dressed man says, "Hi, I'm Barak Obama, the first Black president of the United States of America."

St. Peter, "Oh really? When were you elected?

Obama looks at his watch and responds, "About 20 minutes ago."

quote:

Originally posted by HonestBrother:

That ain't funny.