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Originally posted by HonestBrother:
You know you like it!


I once went to the grocery store and picked up a watermelon in produce. I carried it under one arm because I only wanted one other item. The store was having a promotion that day. In all the aisles, there were a few spots that were specially marked and numbered ... and every now and again when a customer was standing near one of those spots it would be announced over the intercom that the customer in aisle 6 would get something free.

There I was, wandering in an aisle, with a big watermelon under my arm, standing in the right spot at the right time.

Wouldn't you know it ... but I got a free bucket of fried chicken!

I took it ... and ran.

Watermelon ... Let's talk about it.